Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.