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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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