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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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