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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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