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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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