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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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