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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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