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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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