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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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