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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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