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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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