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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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