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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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