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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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