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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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