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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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