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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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