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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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