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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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