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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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