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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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