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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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