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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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