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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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