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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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