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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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