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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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