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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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