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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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