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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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