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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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