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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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