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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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