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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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