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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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