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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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