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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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