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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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