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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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