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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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