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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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