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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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