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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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