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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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