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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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