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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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