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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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