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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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