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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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