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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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