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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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