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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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