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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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