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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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