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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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